Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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