I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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