Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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