please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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