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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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