Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you didnt know i had herpes?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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