ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Found the puke drawer
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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