I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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