matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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