I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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