we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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