wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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