She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
This is the high leading the old right now
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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