you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
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First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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