I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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