Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The air was thick with penises
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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