If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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