idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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