idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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