YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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