I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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