i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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