Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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