I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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