my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Randomize