plz talk dirty to me
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Rumble strips road head = magical
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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