on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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