he puts the penis in happiness.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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