): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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