I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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