I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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