I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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