I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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