She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind