So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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