Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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