We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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