i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
my liver is dry heaving
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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