Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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