I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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