Plan B is the new Plan A
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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