ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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