i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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