Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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