dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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