if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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