Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize