3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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