How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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