What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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