No, you can still breathe under the balls.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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