Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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