I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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