i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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