I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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