you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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